He's America's favourite dad, and he's a master of words. How well do you know Homer J. Simpson?
We've collected together twenty of our favourite Homer Simpson quotes. Can you guess what word or
words are missing from each quote? Try to guess before you look at the answers.
Free Stuff
"I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, ________!"
"Operator! Give me the number for ____!"
"Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the ________ way."
"Operator! Give me the number for ____!"
"Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the ________ way."
"Marge, you're as _________ as Princess Leia and as _____ as Yoda."
"Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, _____ ___."
"Oh, people can come up with ________ to prove anything, Kent. 14% of people know that."
"Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, _____ ___."
"Oh, people can come up with ________ to prove anything, Kent. 14% of people know that."
"__________! Teacher, mother, secret lover."
"If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak _______."
"If something's hard to do, then it's not _____ _____."
"If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak _______."
"If something's hard to do, then it's not _____ _____."
"Dear Lord. The gods have been good to me. For the first time in my life,
everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is. So here's the deal:
You ______ everything the way it is, and I won't ask for anything more.
If that is OK, please give me absolutely no sign. OK, ____."
"Homer no function ____ well without."
"I'm having the best day of my life, and I owe it all to not going to _____!"
"Lisa, Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and _______."
"Homer no function ____ well without."
"I'm having the best day of my life, and I owe it all to not going to _____!"
"Lisa, Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and _______."
"I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm _____!"
"Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the _______ _______."
"When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're __ ___!"
"Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are _______."
"Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the _______ _______."
"When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're __ ___!"
"Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are _______."
"I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should
I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm _____ __ ____?"
"Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things, like _____!"
"How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to ______?"
"Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things, like _____!"
"How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to ______?"
[Home]